The search for Sheer stupidity...

The little things that amuse me. I just spent the better part of half an hour online trying to find a picture of the old Sheer stocking container that looks like an egg. I wanted to alter it and put "Stupidity" underneath "Sheer". I thought it was rather clever. Unfortunately they don't make those containers anymore. It's a shame really. It's really frustrating when you can't find things online. What with the internet being so vast. Ah well. I suppose it was sheer stupidity to be looking for Sheer stupidity in the first place.


Yesterday I was at MAC buying some makeup for a friend's birthday gift and I saw this heavy duty makeup case that looked really neat. The thing had latches and was made of some sort of heavy duty metal (possibly stainless steal). It sort of looked like one of those boxes that magicians saw people in half with except smaller. Anyhow, that's not the reason I thought it was cool. It just looked like something a hollywood makeup artist would carry around on set. So heavy and substantial. I'd imagine you could probably fit your lunch in there. Imagine that! You're getting ready to go out and you whip out this huge box with your makeup in it. After you finish your makeup you magically pull a sandwich from the box!! How cool would that be? You'd be the envy of all your friends.

Kimmie - "How does my eyeliner...munch, munch...look Tina?...munch, munch..."
Tina - "Looks just fine. You wouldn't happen to have some Popeye's chicken in there would you?"
Kimmie - "Damn right...munch, munch...I do!"
Tina - "Hook a sista up!"
Kimmie - *tosses Tina a breast*
Tina - "Drumstick!!...you know I love drumsticks!!"
Kimmie - "My bad."

I wanted my girlfriend to be the envy of her friends but I came to my senses after discovering that the box/case was $250.00 CDN. Also seeing how my girlfriend doesn't wear much makeup I suppose she wouldn't have much use for it. Though she could probably use it as a lunch box. Still quite useful if you ask me.

After I left the mall I went to a birthday bbq for the same girl I was shopping for. Met some nice people. Made lots of smalltalk (which I hate). Ate good food (which I love). Had the runs (again, not too pleasant). Then proceeded to a club to get the birthday girl drunk. Mission accomplished. We had to literally carry the girl out of the club. There's something special about seeing your friends shit-faced on their birthdays. I would imagine this dates back to the prehistoric days when cavemen got together and celebrated their birthdays by making their friends drink woolly mammoth urine and watching them stumble about. Good times.

My cousin who I dragged along to the club was also a bit drunk and I ended up driving his bmw home. You know when you see an Asian guy in a suped up bmw driving around town looking all cool? And you're thinking to yourself, "That guy looks so arrogant and pompous." Well that's what I looked like today driving to and from work. I rolled up the windows and tried to look as inconspicuous as possible but I don't think it worked out. People were looking at me (or at least I felt they were) all over town. I know they were thinking bad thoughts too!! I just wanted to roll down my window and tell them that I didn't have any grey poupon, that this car was a loaner from my cousin, and that I don't even have a car. But then I thought I'd rather look arrogant and pompous than broke and pathetic. Needless to say I just sped home as fast as I could (which in retrospect probably made me look even more pompous).

Now I'm at home and feeling quite bushed. This has been a pretty active weekend for me. With me being in school I really don't get out much and I find that when I do go out I'm dead tired by 11pm. I think I'm gonna cut this entry a bit short and take a nap. Before I go though. Don't bother looking for Sheer stupidity. I couldn't find a picture of the egg anywhere. Apparently they don't make them anymore. My friend Tina has continued the search for me and she has yet to find it as well (apparently Sheer stupidity is contagious). Don't bother looking for it. However if you do find it, let me know. Buh-bye.